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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 12:05
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Elder Scrolls 6 fans salty over new trailer - GAMINGbible
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
No go.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds